Haha awesome! I thought rainn wilson at first, but then I remembered seeing that photo when looking for one the other day.
It's none other than everyone's favorite tool: Ryan Seacrest!
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum ingens et proiciam.
(I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head)