I would ask ....What the hell is it you actually dream about when you're flat on your back legs kicking and twitching and your barking in your sleep ??
( My black lab bitch is one of the quietest dogs I have ever had and only barks very occasionally in fact for the first couple of years I thought she had no bark ,BUT dear god she yowls and growls in her sleep !! )
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.