If you could ask your pet one Question?

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If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#1 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:31 pm

IF you could ask your pet one question and have it respond so you could understand what would you ask it?

MIne would be

Why do you love decomposing grass so much?

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#2 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:43 pm

How do you get the taste of your own balls out of your mouth?

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#3 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:44 pm

my dogs female but im sure thats a dam good question

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Post#4 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:13 pm

I would ask ....What the hell is it you actually dream about when you're flat on your back legs kicking and twitching and your barking in your sleep ??

( My black lab bitch is one of the quietest dogs I have ever had and only barks very occasionally in fact for the first couple of years I thought she had no bark ,BUT dear god she yowls and growls in her sleep !! )
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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Post#5 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:07 pm

"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING PEEING ON THE BLOODY CARPET? WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING SERENGETI??? YOU THINK MARKING YOUR TERRITORY IS FUN? HOW ABOUT THIS ... HUH? HOW ABOUT, YOU GET A FUCKING JOB, WORK FOR A FUCKING DAY!! ... AND .. AND PAY THE STEAMER GUYS TO COME CLEAN YO SHIT OFF THE CARPET ... HOW ABOUT THAT?? EH? HOW 'BOUT THAT?? WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THAT? HUH? HUH? WHY NOT? HUH? WHY'S THAT? 'COZ YOUR A FUCKING DOG, THAT'S RIGHT ... YOU CAN'T FUCKING WORK!! FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST, I TAKE YOU OUT ON WALKS ... YOU'VE FUCKIN' SEEN FUCKIN' FIRE HYDRANTS BEFORE .. WHAT THA FUCK??? ANSWER ME!!! ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!!"

How many questions were those?

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#6 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:17 pm

well it was 9 questions marks a the end of sentences. so 9

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#7 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:32 pm

Xerxys wrote:I don't really have a dog ...

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#8 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:33 pm

tiz true but dogs do do all of that

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Post#9 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 11:38 pm

You said "do do".
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Post#10 » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:27 am

Kenny_Tha_Killa wrote:You said "do do".


hahaha... your a fuckin retard Kenny....
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Post#11 » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:32 am

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Post#12 » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:37 am

i'd probably ask my dog: "Do you like the crap i feed you? .. cus it looks kinda iiiieeewww"
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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#13 » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:52 am

another question I would ask ...do you have a sexual position called "Human style" ??? lol
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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#14 » Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:29 am

Kenny_Tha_Killa wrote:How do you get the taste of your own balls out of your mouth?

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seriously lol'd on this one.


this is an awesome thread.

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#15 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:47 pm

I would ask my new dog Why do you hate mirrors so much?

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