If you could ask your pet one Question?

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#16 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:01 am

Xerxys wrote:"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING PEEING ON THE BLOODY CARPET? WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING SERENGETI??? YOU THINK MARKING YOUR TERRITORY IS FUN? HOW ABOUT THIS ... HUH? HOW ABOUT, YOU GET A FUCKING JOB, WORK FOR A FUCKING DAY!! ... AND .. AND PAY THE STEAMER GUYS TO COME CLEAN YO SHIT OFF THE CARPET ... HOW ABOUT THAT?? EH? HOW 'BOUT THAT?? WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THAT? HUH? HUH? WHY NOT? HUH? WHY'S THAT? 'COZ YOUR A FUCKING DOG, THAT'S RIGHT ... YOU CAN'T FUCKING WORK!! FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST, I TAKE YOU OUT ON WALKS ... YOU'VE FUCKIN' SEEN FUCKIN' FIRE HYDRANTS BEFORE .. WHAT THA FUCK??? ANSWER ME!!! ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!!"

How many questions were those?

I don't really have a dog ...



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OH MY F U C K I N G GOD.....Hilarious dude....So I take it your dog just pissed on your carpet just before you typed this huh??


....I'd Ask my Lab...What the fuck are all the other dogs saying whenever you go to the window and bark and bark and bark...Are you talking to each other???

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#17 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:04 am

oh shit...I just read in small ass car salesman disclaimer note that you don't even have a dog....


WELL WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!


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Just kidding buddy... :lol:

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Post#18 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 5:59 am

When we tap on the fish tank...does it really sound like an atomic bomb going off??

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#19 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:29 am

lol good question.

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Post#20 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:06 pm

If you're a black sheep...Do you know that you are the "social outcast" of the herd/flock??

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#21 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:22 pm

I would ask a bird if it really thinks its night time when you put a blanket on its cage, Or do you just realize you got nothing better to do so you sleep

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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#22 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:28 pm

Why the fuck are you humping my leg? Don't you see I have clothes on?
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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#23 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:32 pm

Okay so... what's with the hairball gagging at 3am anyway?
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Post#24 » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:04 pm

To dogs:
why do you get scared and run whenever you fart? Do you not know it was you??

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Post#25 » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:24 am

If I could ask my cats a question I would have to ask if they have any tastes bugs with the stuff they eat.
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Re: If you could ask your pet one Question?

Post#26 » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:43 am

Tastes bugs? Wussat? :p
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Post#27 » Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:58 am

MissyStacey wrote:If I could ask my cats a question I would have to ask if they have any tastes bugs with the stuff they eat.


Oh Lord kenny, another cat lover...Fatty's gonna love her.... :lol:

...and notice...she's from S.C. that may be what they call it there... (facepalm)

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Post#28 » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:02 am

I doubt it. I'm going with auto-correct/typo. :^)
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Post#29 » Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:21 am

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I'd ask my dog if she saw colors such as the red in the heart...

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Post#30 » Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:16 pm

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