Xerxys wrote:"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING PEEING ON THE BLOODY CARPET? WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING SERENGETI??? YOU THINK MARKING YOUR TERRITORY IS FUN? HOW ABOUT THIS ... HUH? HOW ABOUT, YOU GET A FUCKING JOB, WORK FOR A FUCKING DAY!! ... AND .. AND PAY THE STEAMER GUYS TO COME CLEAN YO SHIT OFF THE CARPET ... HOW ABOUT THAT?? EH? HOW 'BOUT THAT?? WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THAT? HUH? HUH? WHY NOT? HUH? WHY'S THAT? 'COZ YOUR A FUCKING DOG, THAT'S RIGHT ... YOU CAN'T FUCKING WORK!! FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST, I TAKE YOU OUT ON WALKS ... YOU'VE FUCKIN' SEEN FUCKIN' FIRE HYDRANTS BEFORE .. WHAT THA FUCK??? ANSWER ME!!! ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!!"
How many questions were those?
I don't really have a dog ...
OH MY F U C K I N G GOD.....Hilarious dude....So I take it your dog just pissed on your carpet just before you typed this huh??
....I'd Ask my Lab...What the fuck are all the other dogs saying whenever you go to the window and bark and bark and bark...Are you talking to each other???