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This is the story you were not expecting to read today, but is likely to be the most important story you or anyone will possibly ever read. A story that could have unfolded differently, if only we were willing to see the warning signs. Ah yeah, the warning signs... those events that occur in your surroundings metaphorically, clarifying your innermost mindstruggles, coming from out of your past whilst taking you into your future choices.
I wish i had recognized the quite so obvious first sign, the black cat, which will ultimately lead me to my first and possibly toughest challenge yet. To this day, I keep asking myself, what could I've of done differently? Well, I could have not put that hollowed out lime on the cat's head for starters, but then I wouldn't have discovered the microchip buried in the cat's claw after it had been surgically removed from my forehead.
"Why do i know about this mysterious chips", i asked myself facepalming, "Where have i seen this chip before?"
Suddenly, it hit me; I had seen my best friend show me prototypes of those exact microchips. It was part of a top secret project to implant the chip into everyone's cerebral cortex, so homeland security could harvest our thoughts. But they couldn't predict what was going to happen, how could they? They were so busy trying to catch internet pirates, so they didn't notice, that their organization was infiltrated by a terrorist cell from the Church of Scientology.
Along comes "amzlondon00" to save the people of the world from the tyrany of the government of the world. Amzlondon00 thought, he could use Scientology to rule/save the world, never did he realize, that i got the chip out of the cats arm and remembered the plan! I had to kill him... and i did.