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Finish the joke

Post#1 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:41 pm

Simple enough.

Just use the first sentence of the joke, then fill in the rest with the best finish you have herd.
also if you have herd it with a slightly different beginning, then by all means use that.

Two guys walk into a bar..........

example:
Two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks.

Not the best but makes me laugh.

Any way maybe after a page or so we can start with another joke with many endings. And I guess if yours is vulgar, maybe use a spoiler. Not that i mind.

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Re: Finish the joke

Post#2 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:01 pm

Well, Son, have you ever seen a dog eat mayonnaise?
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Re: Finish the joke

Post#3 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:16 pm

To which the son replied 'No, but I know for a fact ours likes peanut butter!'
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Re: Finish the joke

Post#4 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:07 am

k...I'll attempt play...
warning...maybe vulgar...

...To which the son replied, no dad but I walked in the room and saw mom using mayonnaise on the dog...

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Post#5 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:18 am

k..not sure if I did it correctly...so here's another attempt...

Two guys walk into a bar...

... in Arkansas and orders white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You fellas ain't from 'round here, are ye... where ya from, boys?" one replies, "we're from Iowa." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?" The guy responds, "We have a taxidermist business." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist... now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?" The guy says "We mount animals." The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, their one of us!"

BadaBING...Badumpbump!!!

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Re: Finish the joke

Post#6 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:36 am

Ok....I'll attempt another....

Trying to keep your thread alive there star...

[ So a one legged man walks up to a preacher..... ]

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Re: Finish the joke

Post#7 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:37 am

So a one legged man walks up to a preacher....

And says I've Always wanted to be a basket ball player. Do you think praying will help me grow another foot?

I know LAME!!! So lets see you all do better.....
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Post#8 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:42 am

c'mon dude I thought that was funny...made me chuckle...irony is another foot taller or an actual foot...pretty funny...

Now I guess you should start one off....??

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Re: Finish the joke

Post#9 » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:46 pm

I was trying to think of one, I thought it was pretty good.

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Re: Finish the joke

Post#10 » Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:17 pm

ok....guess this thread might need to be moved to the graveyard...however...I'll attempt....O N E more T I M E ....


A guy walks into a sperm donor bank...

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Re: Finish the joke

Post#11 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:58 pm

megcak555 wrote:ok....guess this thread might need to be moved to the graveyard...however...I'll attempt....O N E more T I M E ....


A guy walks into a sperm donor bank...


ok..just to finish it out and maybe get a chuckle....

wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and orders her to open the vault. She says, “But, sir, it’s just a sperm bank!”

“Open it now!” he demands.

She opens the vault, and it’s full of test tube samples.

“Take one and drink it,” says the guy.

“But it’s sperm!” she pleads.

“Do it!”

So the nurse sucks it back.

“That one there, drink that one as well,” he continues.

The nurse does as she’s told.

Finally, after four samples the man takes off his ski mask. It’s her husband! “See?” he says. “Was it that bad?”

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