Once upon a time there was a man who tried to invent a new way of traveling time, that wouldn't pollute the world around with radiation poisoning. So he went to his secret hideaway and started to daydream about what kind of havoc he can cause if his time machine works.
Excited about his course of action, he woke to the sound of the toilet flushing, He reached for his pimped walker and went towards the gun rack shaped strap on. He proceeded to get another cow. He pondered if the cow would enable him to release the power needed to achieve the terminal velocity of a small nuclear powered machine capable of transporting milk in small quantities to third world countries in paper milk cartons.
So he invented a somewhat functional, more advanced machine, to fuck with Ex girl friends who had not brought him milk so he could prove to the world that milk doesn't have to be from cat's tit's to taste yummy. Then he said, where's my cookies?
Suddenly his life flashed before his
I used to be a lot like you, now I'm only me. - Boysetsfire