Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

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Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#1 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:11 am

What 4 letter word, ending in the letter K means the same thing as intercourse?
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Post#2 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:57 am

Image Talk?
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Post#3 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:29 am

I swear to god, first thing that came to mind was "Fook" instead of fuck!
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Post#4 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:33 am

Hehe, Thats a new one! =)
But yes, the answer is Talk =)


What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
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Post#5 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:21 pm

lollipop?
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Post#6 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:44 pm

Nope =) I'm not sure how that comes out soft... *grin*
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Post#7 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:15 pm

hmmm, cotton candy!
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Post#8 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:21 pm

*grin* Good to see you guys are on the right track, but no I wouldn't call cotton candy hard.. :P
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Post#9 » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:22 pm

Bah - it's plenty hard until it's whipped!

(don't I sound like the masochistic type now?)
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Post#10 » Thu Nov 10, 2011 11:43 am

wolviex wrote:What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

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Post#11 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:52 pm

Yay FGTH!!!
Shall we go on?
Lets try an easy one:

What does a cow have four of that a woman has two of?
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Post#12 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:59 pm

ummm legs?
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Post#13 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:04 pm

Of course!
Heheh I said it would be an easy one ;o)


What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
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Post#14 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:12 pm

coconut

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Post#15 » Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:30 pm

*grin* Have you heard these before?


What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?
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