Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

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Kanaro Min
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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#46 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:50 am

He, is a Bee.
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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#47 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:04 pm

ahh sadly Kanaro, that is not the answer I'm looking for ;o)

He came to her one night,
explored her body,
licked, sucked, swallowed, had his fill
and when satisfied, he left...
She was hurt...


Who is he?
-WolvieX
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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#48 » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:05 am

mosquito

two italian men get on train. They sit down, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine, In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, cool down lady, I'm anot talkin about sex."

well, what was he talking about?
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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#49 » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:43 am

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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#50 » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:58 am

heheh Good one =)

It has fuzzy balls...
Someone's going to be beaten...
You start off with love, but that doesn't last...
-WolvieX
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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#51 » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:47 am

Tennis!!!

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wolviex
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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#52 » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:23 pm

Excellent =)


What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it, you have to use your hand?
-WolvieX
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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#53 » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:51 pm

Fork?????????

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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#54 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:03 am

You got it ;o)

It goes vigorously in and out of your mouth and produces a white substance. Makes you feel refreshed and waiting till after dinner for more?
-WolvieX
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(I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head)

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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#55 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:08 am

Toothbrush with toothpaste on it :)

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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#56 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:21 am

Yep =)
I'm starting to run out of good ones again.. Only odd ones left. See if you get this:

What fits neatly between a woman's breasts, works best when tugged on, and inserts perfectly into a hole?
-WolvieX
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum ingens et proiciam.
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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Post#57 » Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:59 pm

A seat belt...

I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

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