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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:57 pm
by wolviex
Yeah, I don't have much left.. All the good ones have come and gone ;o)

It comes in many sizes. When it's not well, it drips. When you blow it, you feel good.

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:05 pm
by day7
nose toooo easy

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:41 pm
by wolviex
ooh I found some new ones!

Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:14 pm
by day7
aunt ...

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:35 am
by wolviex
I know, some are better than others...
Take this one for instance:

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:07 am
by day7

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 10:24 am
by wolviex
Wow, that was special =)
You're right of course,

What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife when they're married?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:00 am
by day7
last name

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:09 am
by wolviex
What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:11 pm
by fatgirlstryhard
a snickers/candy bar?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:59 pm
by day7
lol Reminds me of a joke a friend of mine said to a girl in London
He said, how do you balance to nuts on your chin
She said, I have no idea
He said, My cock in your mouth lol

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:48 pm
by wolviex
Hehe yeah I heard a variant of that one.. Something about chestnuts
Punch line goes: "if I had nuts on my chin, would they be chin-nuts? No, you'd have a dick in your mouth!"

When is it that
skin meets skin, hair meets hair, and balls disappear.. ?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:24 pm
by Xerxys
Eyelids?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:29 pm
by Bisc
Ahhh, that's a good one.

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:20 am
by wolviex
You got it X, or more specifically: When you blink =)

He came to her one night,
explored her body,
licked, sucked, swallowed, had his fill
and when satisfied, he left...
She was hurt...


Who is he?