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Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:50 am
by Kanaro Min
He, is a Bee.

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:04 pm
by wolviex
ahh sadly Kanaro, that is not the answer I'm looking for ;o)

He came to her one night,
explored her body,
licked, sucked, swallowed, had his fill
and when satisfied, he left...
She was hurt...


Who is he?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:05 am
by day7
mosquito

two italian men get on train. They sit down, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine, In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, cool down lady, I'm anot talkin about sex."

well, what was he talking about?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:43 am
by Xerxys
Spelling of the Mississippi River?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:58 am
by wolviex
heheh Good one =)

It has fuzzy balls...
Someone's going to be beaten...
You start off with love, but that doesn't last...

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:47 am
by heygirlfriend007
Tennis!!!

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:23 pm
by wolviex
Excellent =)


What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it, you have to use your hand?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:51 pm
by heygirlfriend007
Fork?????????

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:03 am
by wolviex
You got it ;o)

It goes vigorously in and out of your mouth and produces a white substance. Makes you feel refreshed and waiting till after dinner for more?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:08 am
by heygirlfriend007
Toothbrush with toothpaste on it :)

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:21 am
by wolviex
Yep =)
I'm starting to run out of good ones again.. Only odd ones left. See if you get this:

What fits neatly between a woman's breasts, works best when tugged on, and inserts perfectly into a hole?

Re: Innapropriate-sounding Riddles

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:59 pm
by megcak555
A seat belt...

I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?