tbutterw wrote:There once was a sponge who befriended an intergalactic llama.
tbutterw wrote:They were the best of friends and shared a carbonated soda every Friday night.
tbutterw wrote:One day they were walking down the street when the sponge was hit by two trucks.
tbutterw wrote:But he was okay...
tbutterw wrote:Because he's a sponge.
Projectgilda wrote:1. My missis has been ill for what seem like forever and I'm gagging for some *cough* cuddles. I'm restricted to acting like a teenager again and locking myself in the bathroom.
2. I'm pissed cause my mate has just bought a new Porsche 911, and I just lost my job.
3. My beautiful dog is finally succumbing to the winter years of her life and is less demonstrative than ever before, and I miss her.
three5andeight wrote:Xerxys, I didn't curse. "dick" is not a curseword.
three5andeight wrote:My sister got a tattoo today of a less cutesy version of this card that I recently made her for her birthday. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Here's the card...
And her tattoo
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